I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
I dont know to explain this.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money