Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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