Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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