We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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