tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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