fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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