So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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