She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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