Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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