Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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