Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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