Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
honey bunches of taint.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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