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its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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