I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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