The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i now understand why vodka
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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