Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He? As in you personified your dick?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME