remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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