he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.