I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
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i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.