if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.