no. you can't hotbox the world.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I just found a bag of teeth...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him