i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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