I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Can you bring me the toilet please
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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