Quick, to the slutcave!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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