yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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