Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just got carded by a ten year old.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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