Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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