Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize