i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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