Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
She needs sedatives and a leash
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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