My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I have post one night stand depression
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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