Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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