Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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