..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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