he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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