Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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