Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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