@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.