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uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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