Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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