I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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