yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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