i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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