That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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