You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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