I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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