those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM