Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not