hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.