is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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Goodbee
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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