so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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