How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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