that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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