is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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