just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
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Wipe that smile off your face.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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